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06: “Invisible Closets”

My roommate asked me to do a reading. I asked whether or not I had to censor myself. He said no, and I had just bought this dick, soooo… The audio’s shit so if you don’t have headphones, you can … Continue reading

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05: “The Worst Thing That Could Happen When Meeting Dick On The Internet”

I’m on a dating site. So are a fuck ton of my friends. This is what happened. Art by Dani mothafuckin Dickson  

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04: “Getting Stuffed” – The Butt Sex Post

There is one key to good, safe, clean, butt sex – a shit ton of lube. Silicone lube, to be exact. Okay, maybe there’s not just one key, but lube seriously is super fucking important. I learned this the hard … Continue reading

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30 Days of Kink – Day 3: “IOU”

Day 3: How did you discover you were kinky? I was never into foreplay. I always just joked that I was “impatient” or “just too fucking wet to wait.” It never went beyond some tongue teasing and a hand down … Continue reading

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30 Days of Kink – Day 2: “Defects”

Day 2: List your kinks. Today’s prompt is simultaneously easy and hard. Sure, I could simply list my kinks – 1. Spanking 2. Bondage 3. Rape play But I’m not a list kinda bitch. What’s the meaning of a number … Continue reading

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30 Days of Kink – Day 1: “Pippi Painstocking”

Day 1: Dom, sub, switch?  What parts of BDSM interest you?  Give us an interesting in-depth definition of what that means to you. Basically define your kinky self for us. I’m a horrible procrastinator and can be easily distracted in the midst of … Continue reading

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30 Days of Kink

It’s dawned on me how important it is that I update this blog regularly. Not only do I need to break the fuck out of my habit of procrastination, but I need to force myself to find time to write … Continue reading

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